We here at If You Knew Suzy are glad you have joined us for our maiden blog post. We are as excited as you are! And now a word from our CEO:
Hi everyone. Welcome to my website! My memoir comes out in less than two months. As Penny Lane says in Almost Famous, “It’s all happening.”*
Like all the savviest members of the media, I am soliciting free content. For a video trailer that will be produced as part of the If You Knew Suzy promotional efforts, I am asking everyone (and anyone!) whose name is Suzy (or Susie, Susi, Susy, Sue, Suzanne, Suzanna, Susan, Suein … you see where I’m going with this) to make a 2-5 second video clip of themselves saying, “I’m Suzy” (or Sue, Suzanne, etc) and email the clip to IfYouKnewSuzy@gmail.com.**
To get an idea of what I’m looking for, I turn your attention to my lovely spokesmodel who—with the help of her spokesmen, because every spokesmodel needs at least a few—demonstrates how it is done.*** (Click this link: She’s Suzy)****
If you are on Twitter or Facebook, I would be so grateful if you would post a link to this entry as I’d love to cast a very wide net. This is going to very cool. I look forward to hearing from Suzys everywhere!